I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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