So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize