his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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