I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize