Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I want is dick and wine.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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