This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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