I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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