thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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