Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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