I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
two words...techno handjob
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..