FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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