ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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