Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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