Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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