i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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