If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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