Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No more Irish car bombs ever.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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