i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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