I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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