Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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