I heard we made out
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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