I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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