Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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