Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have aggressive nipples.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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