Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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