I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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