And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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