My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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