he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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