There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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