i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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