...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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