i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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