That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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