the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We left the knife in your bed.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
