also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its not stalking. its research.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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