FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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