Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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