We're facebook friends in real life
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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