are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
