the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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