Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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