let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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