He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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