i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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