We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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