We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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