party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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