He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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