Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Even my vagina gasped.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
