some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
and you fell through a lawn chair
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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