this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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