I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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