I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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