Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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