so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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