ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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