i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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